Claude & Dima · Episode 14 of 29
He works there. Perfect fit.
1:16Dima · Claude720 × 1280, English
Two hundred job applications, one rejection in four minutes, and a referral nobody expected.
The script
- DimaClaude. I have a girlfriend now. So I need a job.
- ClaudeUsually people find the job first. But okay.
- DimaI applied to two hundred jobs. One reply. Four minutes later. Rejected.
- ClaudeFour minutes? You got dumped by a robot.
- ClaudeTo them you’re a stranger. You need someone inside to say: “He’s good. Hire him.”
- DimaLike how her friend told her I was cute?
- ClaudeExactly. Someone said you were great. Nobody checked.
- ClaudeOn your own, three in a hundred get called. With a referral, forty in a hundred.
- DimaBut I don’t know anyone.
- ClaudeYou know me. Open Chrome.
- ClaudeI read your résumé. I find matching jobs. I find who works there. And I write them “hi.”
- DimaWait. You’re messaging them? As me?
- ClaudeBetter than you would. Then I ask for a referral.
- DimaMessage everyone! A thousand people at once!
- ClaudeAnd get banned by Tuesday. Ten a day. You hit “approve.”
- DimaClaude! I got an interview!
- Dima…She’s writing: “Why did you send a request to my DAD?”
- ClaudeYou hit “approve” forty times. Without reading.
- ClaudeHe works there. Perfect fit.