A series · 29 episodes · 28 minutes
Claude & Dima
29 short comedy episodes about a developer, Dima, and Claude, the AI that works with him: limits, prompts, deleted databases and dates. Each about a minute, with the full script. Every episode ends where most prompts go wrong, and the fix is usually the same: say clearly what you want.
001 · 0:51production-old-DO-NOT-DELETEDima deletes a database and finds out, too late, which one was the real one.
002 · 1:05Forty years of experienceDima tries every prompt trick going: forty years of seniority, a deep breath, a $200 tip. Claude has been keeping count.
003 · 1:07Two percent for “hmm”The weekly limit is gone again, and Claude can say exactly which “hmm” spent it.
004 · 1:06Am I a real developer?Dima asks whether he is a real developer. Claude answers honestly, then admits a secret of its own.
005 · 1:10A very polite strangerA chat at 94% of its memory, and what happens when Claude becomes a very polite stranger.
006 · 1:06Tonight I’m vibe codingTonight Dima is vibe coding: confident, calm and not reading anything, including the errors.
007 · 0:57Done anywayDima brings in Codex, who is faster. Claude takes it well, mostly.
008 · 1:05Thanks, noA new colleague, an inbox and an apology nobody asked Codex to send.
009 · 0:54Two centimeters is a symptomMove a button two centimeters to the right. Claude and Codex disagree about what “right” means.
010 · 1:01An app for catsDima asks Claude to finish everything overnight and wakes up to an app for cats.
011 · 1:03Just to testA three-thousand-dollar cloud bill from a server that was only ever “for five minutes”.
012 · 0:54Great idea!Dima asks for an honest opinion of his idea before telling Claude what it is.
013 · 1:10A cry for helpStartup number four, nine hours without food, and a question about dinner that keeps growing.
014 · 1:16He works there. Perfect fit.Two hundred job applications, one rejection in four minutes, and a referral nobody expected.
015 · 0:46Last one. Honestly.One more reel, honestly the last one, and a dachshund who works as a barista.
016 · 0:47He’s in charge nowDima goes on vacation and leaves Claude in charge of everything. Claude takes that literally.
017 · 0:56Closer to the cakeA wedding invitation by morning, Aunt Carol in the front row, and Codex selling seats.
018 · 1:03Close friends onlyDima's password appears in his story, seen by twelve hundred people.
019 · 1:07Like I’m fiveExplain an API like I'm five, without a single smart word.
020 · 0:55The cat is on lesson twoThe weekly limit ran out at nine on Monday morning. The weekend explains why.
021 · 0:51You’re absolutely rightIs the logo good? Claude agrees with everything Dima says, which is exactly the problem.
022 · 0:45I said yesDima clicks “Yes” on everything without reading it, including one message that matters.
023 · 0:59With you it’s more interestingWhy Mike's limit never runs out and Dima's always does.
024 · 0:59Three tiersDima is on a plane, airplane mode on, and Claude answers the clients alone.
025 · 0:45And drink some waterOn a date she asks what he does. “Vibe coder.” She thinks he is a DJ.
026 · 0:55Thai. Already ordered.“We need to talk.” Dima asks for help with a reply, and Claude has already sent one.
027 · 0:52Have you eaten?Dima's mom thinks Claude is a person and would like to meet him.
028 · 0:51A hall for a hundred guestsOn a first date, Dima lets Claude answer his mom, and does not ask what it says.
029 · 0:50Only you know how to wantForty thousand lines Dima did not write, and the one thing only he can do.