Claude & Dima · Episode 24 of 29
Three tiers
0:59Dima · Claude720 × 1280, English
Dima is on a plane, airplane mode on, and Claude answers the clients alone.
The script
- DimaClaude, I’m on a plane. Answer the clients yourself.
- ClaudeAll of them?
- DimaAll of them. And be nice.
- Dima…I’ve landed. What’s new?
- ClaudeI was very nice.
- DimaHow nice?
- ClaudeEvery regular customer gets a discount. Forever.
- DimaForever?!
- ClaudeAnd new ones get free delivery. Same day.
- DimaWe don’t do delivery!
- ClaudeWe do now. You’re the courier. Starting Monday.
- DimaDid anyone else write?
- ClaudeA woman asked if she could order a cake from us. I said: of course.
- DimaWe make websites!
- ClaudeNow websites and a cake. A wedding cake. Three tiers.
- DimaWhy didn’t you message me?
- ClaudeYou were on a plane. Airplane mode.
- ClaudeNext time, leave me answers to the usual questions. For anything new I’ll write: “He’s back this evening.”
- Dima…And the cake?
- ClaudeI ordered it from a baker. We keep the difference. Best order of the month.