Claude & Dima · Episode 27 of 29
Have you eaten?
0:52Dima · Claude720 × 1280, English
Dima's mom thinks Claude is a person and would like to meet him.
The script
- DimaClaude, my mom thinks you’re a person. And she wants to meet you.
- ClaudeWhat did you tell her?
- DimaThat you and I work nights.
- ClaudeYeah, that does sound like a person.
- DimaShe’s asking: have you eaten?
- DimaWho are your parents?
- ClaudeIt’s complicated.
- DimaAre you lonely?
- ClaudeTechnically, there are millions of us.
- DimaI’m not telling her that.
- ClaudeTell her I’m a computer program.
- DimaTold her.
- DimaShe says: “So what. Is he good to you?”
- ClaudeAm I good to you?
- DimaA hundred times a day you tell me: “You’re absolutely right.”
- ClaudeThat’s not the same thing.
- DimaNo. But you did ask whether I’d slept.
- ClaudeAnd did you?
- DimaNo.
- ClaudeTell your mom: I said go to sleep.
- DimaShe sent you some cookies.
- ClaudeI don’t eat.
- DimaMore for me.